Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

George Carlin

Never regret. If it’s good, it’s wonderful. If it’s bad, it’s experience.

Victoria Holt

Try not to become a man of success. Rather become a man of value.

Albert Einstein

They say the truth don’t belong to nobody; if you see it, you speak it. It would be a sin to keep it a secret.

Binary Star

Girls are like cell phones, they like to be held and talked to, but press the wrong button and you’re disconnected. Guys are like buses. If you miss that one, another will be along soon.

A kind heart is a fountain of gladness, making everything in its vicinity freshen into smiles.

Washington Irving

GAGA PRAYER.

Our GaGa who art in Disco Heaven
Glorious be thy name
Thy Fame will come
Your Fashion become
on Earth as it is in Disco Heaven

Give us this day, our daily Monster
And forgive us our opposing fan bashing
As we listen to your timeless hits
In hopes, others shall do the same

And lead us not into a Bad Romance,
But the music of a siren .
For thine is the Thrown,
and the Fame, and your Queenliness,
for ever and ever.
Gaymen.

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